If My Life Was A Movie, what Kind Would It Be?

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic

Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few. But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky. Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

I am pleased with what I ended up with in this test.

What Pie Am I?

You Are Apple Pie

You're the perfect combo of comforting and traditional Those who like you crave security

What Kind of Pie Are You?

What Kind of Rocker Am I?

You Are a Freedom Rocker!

You're stuck in the 70s - for better or worse Crazy hair, pot soaked clothes, and tons of groupies Your kind showed the world how to rock Is that freedom rock?... Well turn it up man!

What Kind of Rocker Are You?

Excellent. (Air Guitar Rift)

What Is My Soul? A Test

You Are a Traveler Soul

You're a thrill seeker who loves to be active and on the move You love to wander: between places, ideas, and people. A good communicator, you're a nonconformist and interested in the world. You are an explorer, a good storyteller, and a true dreamer. Because you're always on the move, you can be a bit fickle. It's difficult for you to make personal commitments. Don't be so quick to ignore emotional issues and problems. You're much more intuitive and psychic than you think. Souls you are most compatible with: Retrospective Soul and Dreaming Soul

What Kind of Soul Are You?

9 days till Italy & Greece

I have been thinking about the Italy and Greece trip a lot recently. The idea is kind of scaring me. I’ve never been on a plane before, and I’ve never been to another continent before. I’m probably going to be fine, but I’m a little scared.
In other news, I have a test in Anthropology, Sociology and Psychology on Monday, and I have nine days to finish Frankenstein. I plan on getting it done over the weekend. I’m not enjoying the book at all. I have no problems with the story or the idea, but I don’t like the writing. I find it tedious, like most books of the period, and the characters are slightly unbelievable. I hope Broken Ground isn’t this boring. All apologies to Mary Shelley and any fans of Frankenstein out there, I’m just expressing my opinion.
There is something wrong with my Yahoo radio. It can’t seem to keep any of the marks I have on it tonight. I’m probably going to turn it of soon. I just did. I’m listening to Little Steven’s Underground Garage. Something about San Francisco.
Got a new book today, it is Cerebus, the first volume of the comic book saga of Cerebus the Aardvark. My mom got it for me on Amazon. It is very good and I like Elrod the Albino, a parody of Elric of Melniborne. He talks like Foghorn Leghorn.

Think I’ll write my novel know, peace out.

66 Stream-o-conciousness route

So I was in English class not really concentrating on my work when I got this great idea for a T-shirt. I was feeling kind of silly and laid back and wasn’t really concentrating and I thought to myself, hm This would make a good T-shirt. So I figured that I should make a blog post about cool things that I would like to see on T-shirts. This is that list.

• I'm not high. This is just me on a good day. This was inspired by the afore menchoned English class. I do not claim to be an expert on how people act under the influence of drugs, but I figured that one would act silly, laid back and would not be very good at concentrating.
• Naos is my Homie. Parody of the Jesus is my homie T-shirt, only with Naos. He's going to be in alot of novels that I write. He is suppose to be a Christ-like figure, so I suppose it is an apropriate parody, and to any of the religious right that stumble onto this by some acsident, I say to you lighten up. I'm not trying to surpress you, I'll go into more of a rant later.

Huh, that’s all I can think of. Awell, I have more stuff to talk about.

So awhile back I saw a bit of this documentation on how the religious right views same-sex marriage, and this one Christian said that treatments of Christians has been basically the same since the 1st and 2nd century. I find this ridiculous for many reasons. For one thing there has been this great big time gap, most of it being ruled by a CHRISTIAN THEOCRACY!!! Also, This Christian theocracy wasn’t exactly a good move on the part of Christian religion and was full of all kinds of intolerance and genocide (Spanish Inquisition and Witch burnings come immediately to mind).
Really, this whole thing makes me angry. When people talk about that I want to point at them and yell "Cannibal, Cannibal," and show them what it’s like to be a Christian in the 1st and 2nd century. And these Christians are suppressing homosexual people by calling them sinners. So you Christians are a bunch of hypocrites. Ha.

And on a lighter note, I will be expecting book one of Cerebus the Aardvark in the mail. That is all. Go back to your lives. Dear God leave a comment.

Oh, and we hade the art contest. I didn’t win.

Oh, and if you go to Neil Gaiman's journal you can see a wicked cool painting he has in his room. This is my 222 post, in case people are interested. I think that that bit of information is kind of cool personally. Again, please comment, and goodbye.

A Backpack of Homework (plus one busted button and a dead/dreaming squid god)

Because I believe I don’t blog nearly as much as I should, I blog today and will be seeing if I can blog even more often.
Well, first thing that comes emediatlty comes to mind is while I was walking home, the button on my pants fell off. I’m surprised at this because I am not a very fat man. I am really rather skinny. I am also not really a man by the terms of my culture, but I fancy myself as outside the main culture so HA!
I’ve got a lot of homework to do. I have to finish up to chapter 13 in Frankenstein tonight, then make a right up for Chapters 9 and 10, and then find themes in a short story called A Bolt of White Cloth, and then write about a sculpture for Art class. That and I’m working on a novel, so I have a lot of work ahead of me.
Also, you can read the classic Lovecraft short story Call of Cthulhu on Wikipedia. Enjoy.

I really need to post more

Okay. So, yesterday my parents got some movies from the Rogers. I got to see Mirrormask, the movie that Neil Gaiman wrote the screenplay to, and I found it very good. Then I watched a documentary about the cult following of Lord of the Rings, including how much hippies liked it. I was aware that hippies were into Lord of the Rings from the introduction of Stephen King’s The Dark Tower series, which I will be going into at greater length later).
I’m listening to my Yahoo radio again. I wasn’t listening to it for a long time and I decided to listen to it again. I’m listening to a Jethro Tull song called The Curse right now. It’s just gotten into a band called "Ten Years Latter,". They sound okay.
I am reading the series The Dark Tower, by Stephen King. I’m not sure were I got the information on the series, but I love it so far. It’s about this guy called Roland, who’s on a quest to find this Dark Tower (yes, I suppose that bit is kind of obvious). It is very good and I recommend that you get it. The first book in the series is called The Gunslinger and is about Roland tracking down the Man in Black, who can answer a lot of questions about how Roland can find the Dark Tower. The Man in Black is also a really bad guy and appears in a bunch of other Stephen King novels under a different identity.
The Dark Tower is also a fragment of a novel supposedly written by C.S. Lewis. There is some doubt about this, since the hero has some homosexual traits involving some horn in his forehead, I don’t really understand it myself. All I know is that I have a copy of the alleged C.S. Lewis unfinished novel.
Well, that’s all.

A Long Over-Due Post

Right. Don’t really know what to talk about.
Well, I went out for dinner with my family. We talked about how good it’s going to be for me and Dad to go to Italy and Greece. Italy and Greece is going to be pretty interesting and cool. I’m really excited, I just don’t look like it. I’m really tired from walking back from the restaurant.
In art class I finished my statue. I’ll see if I can get a picture of it on my blog sometime.
I am seeing a lot of advantages in a homosexual relationship. For instance, at supper my sister wanted some of my food, despite the fact it was my food. This is probably not a problem for a male/male couple who will eat there own food, or a female/female couple that will want to try there own food anyway. This is just a thought I hade.
That’s all.

Pointless Personality Test

The Completely Pointless Personality Quiz

I did Steph's stupid test. I am grapes. I like grape juice.

A Hard Day's Night (At least if it was night)

I am whopped. I mean it, I feel exhausted. My feet hurt. There is my physical condition out of the way, lets talk about how my day went.
I’m working on a comic book about my imaginary friend, Ralph. He is featured in a sword and sorcery universe. Since Ralph is a giant mouse-like creature, this may sound like a rip-off of Cerebus. I plan on differentiating on Cerebus by leaning more to the left of the political spectrum and not writing anything misogynist, which I am not. I do not plan on actually publishing these comics, but I will see if I can get a few posts up. It will parody sword and sorcery, the Bush administration, Dave Sim’s Cerebus, Frank Herbert’s Dune, Forgotten Realms and any thing else I can think of.
In Art, I am in a statue building contest. The due date was Feb 20, but apparently I got wasted with some friends and lost three or four days and know it’s due on Feb 17. Damn my Bohemian Artist-in-Paris lifestyle. Damn it I say. (I wasn’t really wasted, it’s just that in artist competitions stuff like this comes up).
We are reading Frankenstein in English. It is a good book so far. I would have liked to live in the time-period it was written in on some level. I wouldn’t want to live in Continental Europe at that time because people wouldn’t be able to understand my autism and all my favorite writers weren’t born at that time, but I would have loved to stay at Lake Geneva with Lord Byron and Mary Shelley and meet these people. Odds are, what with people nor understanding my autism in that period, I probably would have ended up among these people, and later die of opium overdose and complications in tuberculosis or syphilis or something.
That’s all. Later folks.

RANDOM SONG LYRICS LLAMA!!!!!!!!!!!(random polka music)

Clean shirt, new shoes
and I don't know where I am goin' to.
Silk suit, black tie,
I don't need a reason why.
They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'cos every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

Dream On, Dream On
Dream yourself a dream come true
Dream On, Dream On
Dream until your dream come true
Dream On, Dream On, Dream On...

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

So take me back to Constantinople
No, you can't go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks

London calling to the faraway towns
Now war is declared, and battle come down
London calling to the underworld
Come out of the cupboard, you boys and girls
London calling, now don't look to us
Phoney Beatlemania has bitten the dust
London calling, see we ain't got no swing'
Cept for the ring of that truncheon thing

Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind's elation
Little girls from Sweden
Dream of silver screen quotations
And if you want these kind of dreams
It's Californication

I was born in a crossfire hurricane
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain
But it's all right now, in fact it's a gas
But it's all right
I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas, gas, gas

They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway,
They say that life's a game and then you take the broad way,
They give you masks and costumes and an outline to the story,
Then leave you all to improvise their Vicious Cabaret.

I know that when I say this,
I may be stepping on pins and needles;
But I don't like all these people
slagging her for breaking up the Beatles.
(Don't blame it on Yokey)
if I was John and you were Yoko,
I would gladly give up musical genius

Oh my my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar.
You're gonna go far, fly high,
You're never gonna die, you're gonna make it if you try;they're gonna love you.
Well I've always had a deep respect, and I mean that most sincerely.
The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think.
Oh by the way, which one's Pink?

Tin soldiers and Nixon coming,
We're finally on our own.
This summer I hear the drumming,
Four dead in Ohio.

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of those directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go and that's the speed of light you know
twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember when your deeling very small and insecure
How amazingly unlikely is your birth
and pray that there's intellegent life somewhere out in space
Because their's bugger all down here on Earth.

I choose a bunch of random songs I like, and I'd like to see if any of you guys can get them. Yes Steph, I know that you did something like this.

Snow Day

School’s out because of excesive amount of snow up here. It’s strange because it’s been really not snowy for the past few days and know it’s like Saskatchewan out there. I was planning my whole day on the assumption I was going to school too.
Day’s been pretty lazy. Fiddled around on the computer for most of it. I’m just blogging to tell everyone how things are going for me. I’m listening to the Beatles at the moment. Life is good at the present moment, but could be better.
That’s it.

Can't Think Of A Title. What of it?

I joined a group on Robert Silverberg awhile back on yahoo. Robert Silverberg is a very important science fiction writer and I was hoping if he could give me some tips. I havn't sent him any of my work as of yet, but I'm not so sure if I should. I trust Robert Silverberg not to steal it, since he could probubly could come up with something better. But there are all these other guys their who I don't completely know and might plagerize my work.

Speaking of plagerism, I think I hade a nightmare awhile back were I was accused of plagerising somebody's work. That could be an interesting story, know that I think about it. Somebody's dream being plagerized. There is something very Neil Gaiman about that. I think I may try that concept out. It sounds interesting.

Well, That's about it. I am fine, and I will try to put up a link to Neil Gaiman's blog. If it isn't their it's not working out. Peace.

New Semester

Somehow, I feel I should have written that I am finished exams on Thursday, but I didn’t so here is what I’ve been up too.
First off, I am finished exams and have passed them all. I know look forward to a Math burning party in which I will burn all my math notes.
Second, I am know on my second semester. I have sociology, anthropology and psychology (that’s all one course), Art and English. I already have to do an art project. I have to make a small statue of bristle board. I chose to do an anti-war memorial, but I hade to toune the bloodyness of my original concept.
I’m looking at one of my hands right know. The veins are very visible. It kind of looks like it belongs to one of the walking dead. Weird.
Anyway, that about covers it.

Exams are eating my brain

I have come to the conclusion that hell is spending eternity in a very dirty high school bathroom doing an exam with a lot of other people who you don’t like. I just finsihed my Latin exam and soon I will be on to Math. This will be followed by a Math burning party, in which I will burn all my math notes. At the moment I am restabalizing my level of okayness with Dork Tower. I will make a link sometime.
That’s it, fair thee well.

Lazy Four-Day Weekend

Exams are tomorrow. Not very nervous about them, well actually I am a little nervous about them, now that I actually think about it. Don’t exactly know why I’m so nervous. It’s just because they are exams. I’ll probably do fine.
Anyway, I hade the last four days off. The first day I went to the Book Vault and bought the new Dungeons and Dragons supplements Races of the Dragon. On second thought it was a bad purchase and I should have gone for one of the Sandman comics.
On Saturday I went to the library, and on Sunday I stayed home and watched Batman Begins with my Dad and sister. Batman Begins is a very good movie.
Today I stayed home, watched Fistful of Dollars (also a good movie) went onto Little Steven’s Underground Garage homepage on the Internet and listened to an archived show about Louie, Louie, and ate some cookies.
Okay, that’s what I’ve been doing. Just thought I should let you know.

Happiness Level Rising Captain

This semester is slowly winding down. My communications technology project is not stressing me that much anymore. I have come to the conclusions that one or more beings from the higher or lower planes is messing with my karma, so that it will be nigh impossible to fully complete this project, but I’m still pushing along with the help of an even greater power, my educational assistant.
I’m looking forward to my next semester because I am getting interesting courses that have nothing to do with math. I get to do art with my class from last year, which is good because I like them. I am also doing English, and I have a spare. They are also beginning to put in a mandatory reading period, which gives me a chance to read in school.
I just got the idea of starting an independent fan magazine for science fiction and fantasy and comic books and stuff. I know someone who may be interested at my school, she does comic books, and I think I’ll take it up with her sometime.
Later, peace.
Oh, I just saw the Deity of the Day. It is Chia, who is an evil goddess of South America. This makes me think of any evil Chia Pet. You all know Chia Pets, those weird ceramic things in the shape of animals that grows plants.
Okay, really peace out this time.

Tired. Hate School

I wish Sprite and her friends would be quit. They are so noisy. There is at least one floor between us and I can still here them screaming. It sounds like there is a fight or something.
Communications Tech project still frustrating me. We’re recharging the batteries and will then get to work on the filming. I don’t know if the light will be good enough, but we can only hope. I really hate this project. I hate it on so many levels. I hate doing it, I hate the time limit, I hate having to explain it, I hate how I can’t get it done, I just hate it. It makes me very angry. I just don’t know how much I can take this. If this is what the world is like then I don’t want any truck with it. It just seems so large and intimidating and I just don’t think I can handle it.
I wish something happy would happen.

Till next time.

I'm So Dead

The gods hate me. I can’t get my homework done because I just ran out of batteries for my camera and know I can’t finish my Goddamned video autobiography. Ogg is going to kill me, I’m going to get bad marks and I am just completely screwed right now. This is my last day, I can’t do anything else and the stupid battery gave out. It’s all my fault, I should have turned it off. I’m so angry with myself. I don’t know what I’m going to do.
God help me.

Social Disillusionment and me

For the past few days I have become very disillusioned with society. It may be the election going on her in Canada. There are all these people who are saying to vote for these people and it all makes me angry. Harper going on about the corruption of the Liberals, Martin going on how Harper is going to do away with medicare, Layton going on about how both of these people are bogus. It just seems like their all trying to gain power, there lakes a certain order in this whole thing. I’m not sure what you’d call it.

I think that I have lost any faith I used to have in democracy. Looking at this election it seems that you just have a bunch of people fighting to become Prime Minister. It’s like that the political world is more concerned with gaining power. Also, when you get right down to it, democracy isn’t really freedom. It’s just the illusion of freedom. Think about it, whoever wins this election someone isn’t going to be to pleased.
So basically what I am saying is that I have lost all faith in my society that I ever hade in my being. I brought this up at a dinner my parents brought me to last night. Then the people their said that she thought I was a society drop out since I was nine or something (we went to their cottage once), so basically I have never really been part of the main stream society. Bonus.
Okay, I can’t write on this anymore. I’m going back to reading web comics.

Martin Luther King Jr. Day

Exams are coming up, and it should be fairly obvious that I find this endlessly frustrating. Math is the hardest. I just got a whole whack of homework in the math department and I can’t do it. I am not emotionally or mentally capable tonight, mainly because I have a whack of math homework. I’m not so sure what you call something like this, but all I know is that I am just not prepared for this.
The good thing is that I am almost done math. I just need to pass this exam and then I never have to take another math course again. I plan on celebrating by burning all my math papers. I’m not so sure what I will burn them in yet, but I’ll tell you. If it goes in my favor we will have pictures.
I hate exam season. Everything is all busy and people are in a rush. I am not the sort of person who is in a rush. I am a very relaxed person and I don’t like being put into a rush or under pressure.
I am reading a book on Understanding Islam. It is very interesting and I plan on doing a blog about it.
Today is Martin Luther King Jr. Day, I think, at least they are doing a special thing for him on Google. I don’t know if they observe Martin Luther King Jr, Day in Canada, but I’m sure there are a lot of people who do it.
That’s it.

Remember, Remember the 5th of November

Okay, Last movie I was really excited about seeing (Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy) was a bit of a flop, but this one is going to be a good one for sure. V for Vendetta.
Know I have to explain what V for Vendetta is to oh, say my grandma.
V for Vendetta is one of the best graphic novels I have ever read, possibly the best graphic novel. Okay, it is the best Graphic Novel I have ever read, with Bone a close second and the complete Sandman series by Neil Gaiman a third. It’s about this fascist England that has taken hold of Britain after a Nuclear War. And their’s this girl called Evey and she’s saved by a bunch of police from this guy who dresses up as Guy Fawkes and is running a one-man anarchist rebellion against the British government and is really good at kicking ass. I mean, that alone is richously cool. And to make things even better, THE WATCHOWSKI BROTHERS, CREATORS OF THE MATRIX TRILOGY ARE DIRECTING OR PRODUCING THIS!!!!! I’M NOT SURE WHICH BUT WHO CARES!!!!! V FOR VENDETTA WITH WATCHOWSKI BROTHERS!!!! EXCELLENT!!!!
To see more about what I senserly hope is the best comic book movie of 2006, click on the title.

Neil Gaiman gets to sleep in late

I'm swamped.

Tommorrow I have a math test, do a presentation on St. Francis of Assisi and go to some meeting about my IEP or something and I need to find a map for Dungeons and Dragons and something to use as pieces. I was hoping Loncrow could supply the map, but it looks like that's not going to happen. It's all very stressful.

That's all.

Smoke and Mirrors

In history class we are doing a project in which we take on the roles of historical figures or some sort of person. I’m doing St. Francis of Assisi. He is a very interesting person.
I am reading Smoke and Mirrors, a collection of Short Stories by Neil Gaiman. They are very good short stories. The last one I read was about this writer, who I think of as Neil Gaiman because it dosn’t actually say who he is, and he’s just written a novel that has been picked up by a movie company in L.A. and he spends most of his time being very confused and not understanding what’s going on with the movie, and at the hotel he is at he meets this old guy who was working for the hotel in the 1920's and knew all these famous movie stars including this one lady who is practically forgotten about ecsept for the old man. And there are all these people telling him versions of John Belushi’s death, but he always died with two other people and they are never the same people. It was a very good story. It is called The Goldfish Pool And Other Stories.
That’s all I have, I have to go do the dishes.

First Post of the New Year

I meant to make a post seven days ago, but I didn’t get around to it. Sorry, sorry.
Anyway, I’m doing fine know. I’m going to write this whole thing as a stream of consciousness and then go to be because it is really late. I went to get my passport for my Italy and Greece tour. It was rather dull, but then I went to the Chapters and got some new books. I got a Dungeons and Dragons magazine, and it is really interesting. I also got a book by Harry Turtledove and a collection of short stories by Neil Gaiman.
In about a week I’m going to see if my Dungeons and Dragons group can get started. I’m thinking about using the Dungeons and Dragons blog as a sort of a campaign diary, probably write some stuff from my characters perspective. I hope that the people I got will appreciate the story line I’m putting into this. There is going to be a very in-depth storyline, I’d like to go on a sort of side campaign to get some items for my own character, but I don’t think it would be fair to the other character. I have this whole other story line for my character. I’d go into it, but I think that I’ll wait until I get the blog up and running.
I may do something like this for all the campaigns I do, make like blog journals of it. I could see if I could get the other people to get in on this. I don’t know if they will, however. Personally, after I get this campaign done I’d like to do a game with another type of character (not a half-elf sorcerer/bard). I’m thinking maybe a Barbarian, I’ve got optional rules for a Barbarian that rides a horse in the magazine I got. I may also try a Wizard, Monk or Druid. I also plan on recreating the Nezumi Rouge character I hade as a sort of avatar for Ralph as soon as I can get my hands on a copy of Oriental Adventures.

Anyway, Christmas. I hade a really good Christmas. I got an MP3 player and I’m going to take it with me to Italy and Greece, so I don’t have to lug around a collection of CDs. I also got a thing called a Buddha Board. The deal with a Buddha Board is that you got this little box and you fill it with water and prop this board in the little slots on it and you paint stuff on it and watch it disappear. It is pretty cool and is based on some Zen concept. I didn’t get any books, but I got money to go to the Book Vault, which is a local bookstore and got the second volume of the Bone series, three comic books for the graphic novelization of Neil Gaiman’s Neverwhere and the first three books of Stephen King’s Dark Tower series, which I have heard off. I also got a lot of clothes, a bar of chocolate that has been eaten, a page-a-day calendar, a reading light and some new incense sticks to burn. I like burning incense. It smells nice.

And that's all I have to say about that.

Christmas Eve

It’s Christmas Eve. All my imaginary friends are here, which is strange because I don’t think any of them are christian. Naos was brought up Jewish and Hanukkah is starting tomorrow, but other then that it’s just my family and me.
Anyway, today I got up at about nine and spent most of the day just fiddling around. I went to church today. I just got back in a few minutes in fact. We are going to open our presents from each other, and I understand that my parents are giving us clothing. The Santa Claus presents are going to be tomorrow. Let’s hope he supplies the Dungeons and Dragons Books.
On another note, my little sister Sprite brought up the fraise "Zero is Hero. First is Worst,". I don’t like this frace because it makes me feel uncomfortable. It sounds like she is trying to be confrontational and I don’t like that. It is very mean.
Well, anyway she you tomorrow. Naos says Evenin’ Govnah

the 200th Post

Okay, There have been a lot of important events in the last few days. For one thing, my educational assistant who will be called Nanny Ogg after the Discworld character came to visit me awhile back. She is sick and is being replaced by two other women, one for communications technology and another one for math. I really miss Nanny Ogg, because she brings a sort of order to my life at school. These new lady’s are nice, but they aren’t as tough as Nanny Ogg and don’t have her experience at dealing with me, which is really hard. They don’t pair her nearly enough. She should be getting like sixty-thousand dollars or something. I miss her.
Technically the last day of school is tomorrow, but they are just throwing some big hockey and assembly thing and I don’t really care for that. So I stayed home. For the first bit I went to the Library, got some movies (Seven Samurai, seasons three and four of Blackadder and a thing on the Lost Tribes of Israel), I also got some interesting books to read over my vacation. For the most part I’ve just screwed around on the Internet all afternoon and complained to no one in particular about a cold hand.
This is the 200th post I have made on my blog and in a few days I will be reaching my first full year of blogging. It will be a joyous occasion indeed. I have also failed three other independent blogs, including the RPG one that is still up because Ruric (under the identity of Korzio) commented once and I havn’t heard from him since. I may use it to catelog campaigns, such as the one that my group is going to do in January, if things are alright with everyone.

What you missed

Okay, I’ve been feeling pretty bad over the last few days. Emotionally, that is. I blame my stupid Samurai Essay, which is finally done...
(Villagers come out and dance around a maypole, "Safety Dance," by Men Without Hats starts playing and the Heavens open up to reveal a choir of angels opening up to "You Can’t Always Get What You Want," by the Rolling Stones)
...Yeah, that’s how I feel.

Anyway, before I felt all nice I was in a great deal of stress with this essay. I talked it over with my parents and it eventually lead to how I don’t like the position my life is in right know. My dad said that I shouldn’t worry about it and that I don’t need to know what my life will actually be until a few more years. Naturally, I told him I was going to be a writer. Dad replied to this by saying that I should do something else because writing is something that doesn’t pay well or something. Then he said that I should do it because I enjoy writing.
See, I’m not sure that I enjoy writing. I guess on some level I do, maily the bit were I get it done and I don’t have to worry about it anymore. I really need to think about this more.

Anyway, yesterday I went to my Dad’s family Christmas Dinner. I got Napoleon Dynamite and Gattaca on DVD. That’s all.

Celebreties and Religion

Yesterday, because there was nothing else interesting on, I watched a thing about celebrities and the religions they follow. It was really one of those things that you watch and think, oh my God I can’t believe I am watching this. Anyway, seeing this program I saw a lot of things that I felt were wrong in the spiritual sense.
First, I learnt about something called Kabbalah water. It’s basically water that has been blessed by Kabbalic Rabbi’s. Which is okay, but what really unnerves me is that it is two-thousand dollars. I really don’t think that’s a good idea for the Jewish religion to be attached to something like that. I mean it’s the jews for God’s sake. They have a stereotype for this kind of thing. They should be steering away from this kind of stuff.
Second, I learned that Christina Agulera went on a "pilgrimage" to India. I’m okay with pilgrimages to India, I plan on doing it myself some day, I just don’t think what Ms. Agulera did counts as a pilgrimage counted because she stayed at a five star hotel with a personal valet and visited the various temples during the day. The chances of Christina Agulera reading my blog are slim to nil, but by some amazing chance that she is reading this THAT IS NOT A PILGRIMAGE, THAT IS TOURISM. A REAL PILGRIMAGE INVOLVES STAYING IN MONASTERIES OVERNIGHT WITHOUT ANY SERVANTS OR ANYTHING. If you know Christina Agulera, please pass my message on.

Thirdly, Jesus head medallions. See, I don’t think Jesus would be into medallions in the shape of his head made out of solid gold, diamonds and rubies and shit like that. He wasn’t that in the riches and stuff and I just don’t think it’s right to have Jesus head medallions. Can’t rappers settle with a normal crucifix like everyone else? I don’t even think these guys are Christian as much as they wear crosses incrusted with diamonds. I don’t wear a cross, but if I did it wouldn’t be that prominent. Sure I’d wear it outside, but you wouldn’t be able to see it from across the street. If I wanted that I would wear a Jesus is my homey T-shirt.

Okay, that’s it. I also learned what Scientology is. It’s basically gnostism in space.

Live from CommTech, it's frustrated ranting

I HATE PEOPLE TODAY!!!!!!!
Except for Steph, I found out she commented on a post and I like it when she makes comments. But people in general are stressing me out. I’m not having a praticularly good day. I couldn’t concentrate in Latin class, I kept looking out the window and there isn’t really anything interesting out there.
Anyways, I am writing this in my communications technology class, and I am very angry indeed. Nor for any particular reason as much as I am having an emotionally turbulent day. I just feel grumpy and ornery. Latter I’ll probably get some pictures for a website I’m working on for Communications Technology. It’s nothing important as much as a way of putting together all the stuff we’ve done.
I’m going to go know and see if I can get the stupid webpage done.

The First Draft and Dracula

Because I don’t feel I blog enough, I shall blog today.
I handed in the first draft of the Samurai essay in history class today. I still need to add some stuff to it, notably filler for a few more pages, notably on The history of the Samurai and their effect on the modern world. It’s due pretty soon, but I think if I really buckle down I can finish it.
In other news, I am reading Bram Stocker’s Dracula. I got it at the public library and it is a very interesting read so far, even though I have barely read one chapter.

That’s it. I have to do the dishes now. I’ll come up with something important later.

Things that are going on

It has been a long day. I have spent most of it writing the first draft for my Samurai essay in history class. It was very exhausting, but I plan on working on a new short story sometime later today. It’s all a matter of coming up with a new idea. A really good one comes to mind and I plan on getting to work on it soon.
A major event in the outside world is the Chronicles of Narnia movie coming out. As a child I was very found of the Narnia series and it was one of the original blue prints of Mythania, my fantasy world, but thru several revisions it has adapted a less traditional fantasy universe and the only remaining Narnia-like creatures are the tawaze, which are basically giant mice.
So, Christmas is coming. I like presents, I’m pretty excited. Considering that Christmas is supposed to be a religious holiday I should probably look on it with a more religious outlook. But I’m not all that religious. I also like the fact that I don’t have to go to school, because it is getting rather annoying recently.

It's been awhile since I (da da da da da) found time to blog again

Well, the biggest thing to happen was my friend Loncrow came over for the weekend. He brought the new Soulcaliber 3 game. We got to make our own characters and I used characters I made up such as Ar’ado Mahmoud and Callager. You probably don’t know them, but they will be in my works somewhere. Probably a series of comic books (whoops, graphic novels) that I plan on working on. You can expect Jesus, Emperor Norton the 1st and a parody of Cerebus the Aardvark and his creator Dan Sims. That is if he’s okay with it, and if I actually talk to him about it. Considering he lives on his own in isolation I doubt it.
Anyway, I have a new book that I used the last of my birthday money on. It is the first volume of the Bone series by Jeff Smith. It is a graphic novel about these three guys named Fone Bone(the every man hero), Phoney Bone (an ex-millionaire who schemes his way thru most of the series) and Smily Bone (a less-intelligent version of Groucho Marx). They are all chased out of their home in Boneville because of an unsuccessful campaign by Phoney and find themselves outside of charted territory and in a mysterious valley. They are quickly brought into an epic battle between good and evil. It is one of the best books I have ever read. I rank the series with Hyperion, Otherland and the Dark Elf Trilogy as books that I really loved.

Okay, can’t think of anything else. End blog post.
Thought: Is there any official name for blog posts?

STREAM OF THOUGHT!!!!! THOUGHT OF STREAM!!!!! STREAM OF THOUGHT!!!!! THOUGHT OF STREAM!!!!!

Well, the most recent event that comes to mind is today in math class. Some kid who will go by the name Shaka for reasons that will soon become clear to you said he was a Zulu. For those of you that don’t know, Zulu’s are a tribe in South Africa known for there warrior culture. I don’t believe he is a Zulu, mainly because he is white, and he doesn’t have a South African accent. I didn’t bother him about it, because you don’t disagree with someone who is delusional. I should know, I am delusional.

On the subject of putting people in the categories of black and white and Chinese and all that, I think we should get rid of it. I also think we should stop calling people African-American and Japanese-American and native-American. African-Americans can keep that if they like, but they aren’t really African since they weren’t born there, but they can still call themselves that if they want to. I think we should just call everybody humans or people.
On the subject of the word Native-American, I think we should just call them by their respective tribes, since America is not really an idea created by the Aztecs, Navaho (sorry if I’m not spelling that right), Sioux or Cree, as much as a European concept. I’ve never actually met a member of the various tribes of the original inhabitants of North America, at least not to my knowledge, so I’m probably not an expert on this, but this is just what I think.

I don’t remember if I told you about this in the last post, but I’m going to do it anyway. Last weekend, I got two new books at the Chapters in a near-bye major city. I got Anansi Boys, by Neil Gaiman. Anansi Boys is a good book, and is not as dark as some of Neil Gaiman’s other works. I’m starting to wonder if I’m not just reading his book because I just here he’s really good. I really liked Neverwhere though, that’s a good sign. The other book was about the Chronicles of Narnia. I have another book that is basically the same format as this one about Lord of the Rings. It had a back article that talked about some of the controversy of the Chronicles of Narnia. Apparently C.S. Lewis had racist tendencies. In one of his books he used a racial slur (one of the Narnia books, don’t know which one) and he agreed with his brother that he didn’t agree that the Chinese were actually human. This is just crazy and somewhat disillusioning. First H.G. Wells, now C.S. Lewis. Anyway, it’s a good thing he’s dead know, because if we met we would probably end up being pried apart by the other writers over my portrayal of Jesus in one of my comic books, or Naos or something. Probably be pretty funny though, after we all had sometime to cool off. I don’t think C.S. Lewis was a violent man, but we would probably end up yelling at each other at the most.
Anyway, this has been my thought process. On another note, I would like to know how Steph underlined her post. I don’t seem to have that command.

I may have SAD

I’ve been feeling depressed (not at the moment mind you, just in general). Because of that I went to see the help office, and the lady there said that I may have SAD (seasonal affection disorder), which means I get all down during the winter because there isn’t enough sun. She said I should get more sun and eat Chocolate. I believe that this will be a good idea, especially the chocolate.
On another note, while doing Latin in the library when the fire drill went. I quickly picked up my book and writing material like I always do, and went outside. Then a fire truck came up and firefighters went inside. It was kind of interesting, I was glad that I hade my books with me, so they wouldn’t burn. It turned out to be a false alarm and we went back to normal. I was hoping we could go home.
That’s all folks.

FAN MOVIES!

Good day for a post. I’m listening to an archived copy of Little Steven’s Underground Garage. It’s a great radio program with all this killer music from the sixties and Garage Rock (which is anything Little Steven says it is, in case you were wondering) You got to check this out. Go to you won’t be sorry.
Well, I have spoken of 8 bit theatre. It is a Final Fantasy parody, well the creator of the series Brian Clevinger made attempts of putting it into Flash Cartoon format, but by the time he gets the series done Final Fantasy XXXXXXVI will be out, so me and some guys at school thought that it would be a good idea to make a film version of the 8 bit theatre. I’m pretty sure it’s legal if we don’t try to make a profit out of it. I have called dibs on Red Mage, because Red Mage rocks, and I get cool lines such as "Give me an hour and I’ll be able to sail this ship into ORBIT!!" Also, when acting I have a tendency to smile, and Red Mage has a high neck-collar or something that covers his mouth.
My little sister is driving me crazy. She’s trying to get onto the computer, but I’m not quite finished. She also has some friends over, and that always makes her super hyper.
Well, that’s all for now. I may write some more stuff later. Who knows?

Pros of humanity and Laying the foundations for a D&D group

It has been an emotional roller-coaster ride, so things are pretty much normal.
I talked to my dad about my occasional concentrations of anger brought on by human stupidity. He says that I should concentrate on the positives of humanity and not the negatives. To be honest it sounded a little corny when he said it, but I still took it kind of serious. This is a list of the positives of humanity.

• Humanity has produced several pacifists, such as Gandhi, Jesus, Martin Luther King Jr and the current Dalia Lama. This is a goo thing.
• I’m human, so if my species produced me they can’t be all bad. Yes, I know how arrogant this sounds.
• Humans have created everything in life I enjoy such as Science-Fiction Books, Dungeons and Dragons, Stargate SG-1, Farscape and Art. All these things could not exist without humanity.

Okay, I have come to a conclusion. I like humans, I just don’t like them bugging me.
In other news, I am creating a new Dungeons and Dragons group. So far I have recruited the two guys who showed me the pirate quiz. (I’m sorry it didn’t work out that well, go to and take it there). I see two major obstacles. First, I need to make a map, Second, my little sister will want to play (Sprite) and it will be kind of embarrassing having my little sister around. She’s really going to want to play, and when she won’t she’ll cry and it will be all awkward.
Anyway, that has been my life so far. Sorry I havn’t made any comments.

I've got a kick-ass new nickname

Again, I’m sorry that I haven’t blogged in the last few days. This is probably bothering me the most. I wonder why? Ah well. Here’s what’s happening.
The highpoint of today is that I have a rock’in cool nickname. It is Mad Dog Flint. I acquired it on an Internet quiz I took when I should have been researching Samurai. You can take the quiz by clicking onto this link.

Okay, that’s about it. I’m going to my cousin’s house because my parents are going to a Daniel Lanois concert. I guess I’m okay with it. I’m bringing a lot of reading material and will be off on my own for a bit of it however.

Quit Asking Me Questions

I am linking to my cousin Willy’s blog. Willy is not his real name. He’s autistic like me, and his focus interest is The Simpsons. That will help you understand some of the references.
To go to Willy’s blog, Quit Asking Me Questions, click the name or use links.
P.S. I CALL DIBS ON COMIC BOOK GUY!

I'm sorry. I know I should have blogged sooner. I have choclates.

Well, it is today, so I will start with what happened to me today. I got Latin and Math homework, I figure I can do them both with great ease. What’s really bugging me is this crick in my neck.
My birthday was pretty good. I got a Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting that is sitting not so far away from me. I also got the Map Folio for Dungeons and Dragons and fifty dollars I used to by Stream of Silver and The Halfling’s Gem, by R.A. Salvatore and Ilium and Olympos by Dan Simmons. Ilium and Olympus are both hard covers, but I got them for cheep. I also got a gift certificate for Chapters. For all you Americans out there, Chapters is Canada’s equivalent to Barnes and Noble.

Remembrance Day was a while ago. I don’t like Remembrance Day. I haven’t ever liked it since I was a kid. It just seemed to depressing then. Now, I just don’t like the entire concept. To start with, I am against nationalism, since it isn’t doing anything good for humanity, and Remembrance Day is a way of celebrating nationalism by saying how great it is to have freedom. I’m not saying that freedom is good, but I am also asking do we know what freedom is. What is freedom really anyway? I’ll do an excruciatingly long blog entry on it some time. That and I hate the entire concept of war, there is no real reason to it, and it is always going on. While I prefer chaos, war goes onto an entirely new level of chaos. War is legalized lawlessness. People are killed it wars. Do the self-appointed gods of the nations realize this. I’m going into beatnik mode, sorry. I just don’t like this. I had to go home after Lunch because I was so unhappy.
Whoa. That’s it.

ONE MORE DAY, ONE MORE DAY, ONE MORE DAY (happy noice)

I’m really excited about my upcoming birthday, mainly because of the presents. Yes, I know that is greedy but that’s how I am when Christmas or my birthday comes around. I’m just excited about getting gifts.
Or money to get gifts with. My father’s parents came over last night. We had a really good meal with pork and mashed potatoes and corn and gravy. Just like Thanksgiving or Christmas. I love dinner on Thanksgiving and Christmas because we crack out the turkey and my personal favourite, stuffing. We didn’t have stuffing but it was still good. I also got a funny greeting card that had Snoopy and Woodstock in front of a computer that said "We would have gotten you an e-mail but we didn’t know were to put the stamp." For a gift I got a 50 dollar bill because it’s harder and harder to find a gift for me.

Okay, hmm. What else is happening. I’ve had to deal with human stupidity for most of the day. People have just been getting on my nerves. We were listening to the radio in Math class and a U2 song came up, Sunday Bloody Sunday, and I said "That’s a U2 song," because I do that. Then this guy said that it was Green Day. I don’t have anything against Green Day myself. I love their newest album American Idiot, but I knew that it was U2, and I told him that he was wrong and the band was U2. He continued to insist that it was Green Day, despite the fact that it didn’t sound like Green Day in anyway. Well, the proverbial straw broke the camel’s back and I insulted humanity’s intelligence level. I know that humans are not really as stupid as I usually say they are, but they can be down right frustrating. Was it not Doctor Who who said "A blue box appears in the middle of town and what do humans do? They ignore it." Or something like that.
Anyway, it’s good to finally be home. Plan on relaxing for the rest of the day. At least once I’m done my math homework.

3 more days (also 2 days of a sore throat and more links)

Alright, I’m sorry I didn’t make any posts recently. I don’t have a good excuse.
So for the past two days I’ve been at home with a sore throat. It’s not that bad. I got some reading done. Did some notes on my D&D setting, waited in giddy anticipation for my upcoming birthday. Stuff like that. I figured I shod have worked more on my short stories, but I just can’t get myself to do it. I guess I’ll do some of it tonight.
I plan on calling Loncrow to see if he can come over this weekend. That’s all about that.
Okay, I promised some new links and I will give them to you now.
First, this is a link to my favourite radio station. It is classic rock and you can listen to it live from the Internet so you can listen to it too. It is called 103.9 THE HAWK.

My Second Link is to the webblog of the greatest writer in the fantasy of our time, Neil Gaiman. Im just a big Neil Gaiman fan so I’m putting this on.

Thirdly, I would like to link to 8 bit theatre, which is a very good webcartoon. I read it everyday even though it doesn’t come out daily. If you don’t already know it, it is basically a parody of Final Fantasy. (My grandpa is reading this right now and is scratching his head saying "Wha?") It’s pretty good check it out. But start at the beginning.

Thirdly, I would like to link to 8-bit theatre, which is a very good webcartoon. I read it every day even though it doesn’t come out daily. If you don’t already know it, it is basically a parody of Final Fantasy. (My grandpa is reading this right now and is scratching his head saying "Wha?") It’s very good check it out. But start at the beginning. It will make more sense.

That’s it.

FIGHT THE PAX!!!

Six more days and more babbaling on my writing career

Sorry that it’s been so long. I’ve tried to get around to making a new post, but I couldn’t seem to find the time.
First, It will be my birthday in a few days. Six if you want a definite number. I’m really excited. I was hoping for an Ipod, but my parents say that it is to out of our price range, so I just asked for a new CD walkman for my upcoming trip to Italy and Greece, as well as some new CDs. I also asked for the new Neil Gaiman (Anansi Boys) and the Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting for Dungeons and Dragons. Let’s tally up the price of all this.

FORGOTTEN REALMS CAMPAIGN SETTING: $50.95
ANANSI BOYS, BY NEIL GAIMAN: $36.95
NEW CD WALKMAN: $24.99
JOYFUL REBELLION BY K-OS (CD): $22.99
EXIT, BY K-OS (CD): $18.99
TOMMY, BY THE WHO (CD): $17.99
DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS MAP FOLIO 1: $14.95
STREAMS OF SILVER, BY R.A. SALVATORE: $10.99
THE HALFLING’S GEM, BY R.A. SALVATORE: $10.99
STONE OF FAREWELL, BY TAD WILLIAMS: $9.99
NEW SEASON OF STARGATE SG-1 STARTING ON MY BIRTHDAY: PRICELESS
FACT MY BIRTHDAY CORRESPONDS WITH NEIL GAIMAN’S, WHO IS MY FAVORITE WRITER: ALSO PRICELESS
TOTAL PRICE: $219.78

This is presuming that they get me all the stuff I want on this list, which I doubt.

In other news related to my writing. It goes on at a snail’s pace. I have two short stories on the go and I haven’t been putting much effort into either of them. While I have come up with some good ideas for short stories I don’t have the drive to do write them, or finish what I’m writing. Creativity isn’t an issue for me, I can come up with all kinds of worlds. An alternate history were Alexander the Great’s Empire stayed in power, A Fantasy setting based on Africa inhabited by a cursed warrior-mage who can only come out at night and is running a personal vendetta against a corrupt trade-empire, the life and times of a changeling child brought up among humans who has survived to the present day and his encounters with historical figures such as St. Patrick, William Wallace, Marco Polo, Saladin, Shakespeare, Queen Elizabeth the 1st, The founding fathers of America, Emperor Norton the 1st, Robert A. Heinlein and Albert Einstein. A superhero with a combination of Aspergers Syndrome, Telekenis and a really messed up childhood at a residential boarding school that makes him the most powerful and feared being in the western hemisphere. I have come up with this, granted the Alexander thing might have been a little obvious, but I’d like to see what would have happened if Alexander the Great concurred the entire world.Even so, I am a storehouse of ideas. I just lack the drive. Wait, no simply writing about my ideas makes me want to put them down and see them in print. Hm, guess I do have drive.

I have decided that if I’m going into Graphic Novelization, I want to draw the pictures for them. I have clear ideas of what I want them to look like and I don’t want people making pictures of them that aren’t right. I do like drawing the stuff that I read in a comic book, so it could be fun. My school library has a few graphic novels and I’ve been looking at the pictures. I really like the guy who dose the art for Sandman and Swamp Thing.

I have also trying out poetry. I think it has something to do with reading Hyperion and Fall of Hyperion, since John Keats is a major character. This gave me the idea on getting a book with some of Keat’s poetry and I thought "Hey, why don’t I right some of this," I haven’t written anything yet, but I may still get around to doing it.
Well, that about wraps it up. Have a great weekend.

Wish you were here

Sorry, I haven’t blogged recently. It’s been a crazy past few days.
First, and what will be the only subject on this blog. My great-uncle died a few days ago. We are going to the funeral today, so I get today of. I guess that is okay if this wasn’t going to be such a sad day.
This is bringing up all kinds of emotions for me. Manly bad ones that I haven’t felt before. It’s like all of a sudden a part of my soul just disappeared and I don’t know how. It is very confusing and sad. I barely even knew the guy, but I feel sad because my mom knew him and my grandparents knew him, and it makes them sad. And I don’t like it when people close to me feel sad. It makes me feel very sad.

The following is a song by Pink Floyd. I don’t know if my great-uncle liked Pink Floyd, but I snag it to myself when I was alone in my room. I started crying when I did it. It’s called Wish you were here, and is on the album of the same name. I recommend you listen to it. It is a good album.

So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,

blue skies from pain.

Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?

A smile from a veil?

Do you think you can tell?

And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?

Hot ashes for trees?

Hot air for a cool breeze?

Cold comfort for change?

And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

How I wish, how I wish you were here.

We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,

Running over the same old ground.

What have you found?

The same old fears.

Wish you were here.

Looking at it, it doesn’t have much to do with the situation, except that we wish he was here.

Monday off, How I Hate the Spartans and Returned Access to the Library

On Monday, my stomach wasn’t feeling that good. I stayed home because of it, even after Lunch when it was feeling better. It was a pretty good time. I watched Fistful of Dollars, starring Clint Eastwood. It was a good movie. I also found a Library card that I had previously lost. I didn’t go because my mom said that it wasn’t fair since I didn’t go to school.

The next day I went to the Library. I returned most of the books I had out and got two new ones. One is the Ringworld Engineers, by Larry Niven and the other is a collection of short stories by Robert E. Howard. I Like the Ringworld Engineers, but I haven’t got into the Robert E. Howard book. In case your wondering, Robert E. Howard is the guy who came up with Conan the Barbarian. Since it is in more or less the style of R.A. Salvatore’s Drizzt Saga, I figured I would give it a try, but I understand that the character of Conan is more dark then Drizzt.

I’m thinking about trying to come up with my own sword and sorcery stories. I’m working on a Dungeons and Dragons campaign setting that could work as that. I may have talked about this in an earlier post. I may also try and get something about Nai’Atha to whoever is in charge of Forgotten Realms books at Wizards of the Coast. Nai’Atha is a character I play in Dungeons and Dragons, but I use him exclusively in Forgotten Realms. Alright, I have only played in the Forgotten Realms, but I plan on keeping it like that. I think I could make it a five-book series. The Nai’Atha Epic, I could call it. I don’t know if it would happen, because I plan and hope Nai’Atha as being a sort of rouge element in the political landscape of Forgotten Realms.

Anyway, today I learned about the Spartans in history class. The Spartans were a Greek city-state that were famous for there militaristic life-style. I don’t like the Spartans because they had complete control over the people for the survival of their nation with no regard for the individual’s development as a person. They are a good example with my beliefs of nationalism. If I haven’t already told you about my feelings of nationalism, I will explain them now.
I believe that Nationalism is bad because it has leaders, and while some leaders are okay people I give Elizabeth the First and Woodrow Wilson as examples, they can also be really screwed up people who desire military conquest at the expense (and lives) of there citizens. This is pointless because nations are not real things as much as abstract concepts that serve no real purpose. To me, the ideal society is where all people get along because religious, racial and political differences are not an issue, because they do not exist. I will go into further detail in my next post.

School, Lost Wallets, People Overload and A Hard To Find Movie

It was my Mom who made the mysterious blog. She wanted her own and I’m going to get her a new one so she doesn’t have to use mine.
On a sadder note I have lost my Library Card. I figure that I’ll have to bring all the books back, which is a shame because I got an essay that could have helped me with my Samurai essay.

In Comm Tech, we are making a commercial and I hate it. I believe that it can all be brought back to my partners in this project, who I sincerely believe are incompetent. First we couldn’t come up with an idea that wasn’t sexist (the product is high heal shoes). The teacher said that we couldn’t and I said I would think up one. Well, I wasn’t having that good of a day, so I cracked up and went home. The next day they came up with an idea, but I believe it lacks imagination. I have an idea that I believe will get a great mark, but I also know that those homophobes won’t take it because it would involve one of us wearing high heal shoes. (The idea being there so comftorble even men are wearing them)
I would like to say that I don’t know if these people are homophobes, but I’m just real angry.

It’s been a hell of a time this weekend. I’m surrounded by people, family but never the less people. Yesterday there was a family reunion on my mother’s side of the family. The food was great, but I spent most of the time around people. I was okay with it near the end, and there isn’t going to be as many people. It’s probably not going to be that bad.

I am also looking for the movie Mirrormask. The screenplay for Mirrormask was written by Neil Gaiman, who is one of my favourite writers. Steph, I wouldn’t be surprised if you already know about him, but if you don’t I recommend it. I suggest starting out with Neverwhere and Stardust to start, because it’s not as messed up as some of his other works. If you want to go straight in I suggest American Gods and the Sandman series. Sandman is a series of graphic novels. Anyway, no movie store in town is renting out copies. I’m a little ticked of by this.

Besides discovering Internet science fiction radio and then discovering I need membership or something to listean to it know, I have nothing else to say.

Samarai and Strange Happenings

Oddest thing happened while I was getting ready to make a post on Aspie Diaries. I was on the dashboard thing, right, and I saw these blogs that I didn’t make there called After All These Years. I deleted it and changed my password. I’m a little scared that this was able to come up without my knowledge.

Well, I’m working on an essay in history. I was given the option to choose any subject I wanted so I choose Samauri because I wanted to learn more about Samauri. I was the only person in history class since everyone else was at an archeological dig. I didn’t feel like going so I stayed at school and read about Bushido. Hm, that’s a good sentence. I should remember it.
I also went to the Public Library on the Weekend. I got some books that I hope will help me learn to write good science fiction.
Well, I haven’t got much more information then that.

Heimingway, Free Internet Radio and other things

My writing is bothering me. It’s not that I hate doing it, I just that writing seems to be the only real job that I want and I am capable of doing. I can see myself working as an artist, I am a bit of a sketch artist and I do draw a lot of my creations and such, but in the end I wouldn’t be able to not write. Even writing this makes me want to write more. I mean fiction.
The problem I have is that I don’t think I’m that good. I mean I’m pretty good at coming up with new and fantastic worlds and that is pretty important when you’re a science fiction and fantasy writer, but I don’t think I have the right knowledge to actually write it. My dad says that I should read some non-science fiction works. So I got a copy of The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway and a collection of his short stories. I also got Ray Bradbury’s Zen and the Art of Writing and a list of classic novels to read. I’m hoping that reading all this will give me a better understanding of writing.
Also, I have learned that I really don’t like the term Science Fiction, something about it just doesn’t appeal to me, so know on I will call it Scientific Romance as H.G. Welles did before me.

Well, now to talk about what happened at school today.
In Latin, I hade some bread with olive oil on it. I also learned that there is something of a cult following of Grumio in the world of Latin academia. Grumio is a slave to Caecilius in the first unit of Latin and he is popular among my Latin class. One of my classmates believes that Grumio has managed to survive to the present day. Unlikely since Grumio never existed.
In Communications Technology, we watched an episode of the Apprentice, a program that I have never watched until today. The people on the Apprentice were assigned to create an add campaign for a Laborgini, which is a fancy form of car. Our teacher did this because we are going to do an add campaign for high heal shoes. I’m okay with this, because while I am against the corporation this doesn’t affect my beliefs much. I’m a little unsure about our project manager’s competence however.

For Lunch, I had a peanut butter and honey sandwich and to much trifle.
Math went by without me falling asleep for too long. I have some homework to do. I think I’ll get around to it after dinner.
In History we watched more of Troy. I saw Troy in the theatres and didn’t like it that much. It wasn’t as faithful to the original to the best of my knowledge. I’m not an expert on it or even know that much about the story, but I have a ruff outline of the story.
When I got home I went searching for a new source of free Internet radio, since I have finally lost my useless yahoo account. I have found a new source of toons on the Internet and will see how this works for me.

Have I made a post recently? It doesn’t feel like it. Anyway, this is what I’ve been up to.
First, I’m thinking about deleting the RPG blog and putting any RPG related stuff on Aspie Diaries. I try making new blogs to much. I’m going to work completely on this blog.
Second, I went to the Library and got some books. One of them is a collection of poems by John Keats. I only got it because John Keats is a character in Dan Simmons’ Hyperion and I figured it might be interesting. I wouldn’t even have bothered getting it if I hadn’t read Hyperion. I wonder if that means anything.
Third, I have the start of a new Dungeons and Dragons group. To Loncrow and Korzio/Ruric if you guys are reading this, I will be stepping out of the Guan Tylgrym campaign. It will be difficult continuing it considering that we are all in different cities, but if we ever get a chance I would like to start another campaign. I’ll update you on the new group as soon as we start a campaign.
Fourthly, I’m going on a Youth progressive dinner at. The Church I’m in has this whole youth thing were they concentrate on teaching kids about Christianity and stuff in a way that’s not boring and they throw these big things. I’m looking forward to asking the new pastor things at "Ask Frank anything,". His name is not Frank, but I don’t want to give away his identity. But that’s not what I’m doing today. Today I will be going the homes of several people from Church and have a sort dinner. I’ll have an appetiser at one house, the full course at another house, and desert at my house. The dessert will be followed by a movie.
That’s what I’m up to. Bye.

My theory about making freinds

As an Aspie, I have difficulties around people. To me social interaction is a completely alien concept. I spend my life on the outside of human civilization looking in. Temple Grandin (I hope I’m spelling this right) defines this as one of the key factors to the Aspie mind, we are observers of the human condition. However, we can have theories. That is what this post is about, my theories on a social interaction. This is how I believe making friends works. Please give feed back.
The way I see it there is two ways of making friends. First, you find someone and find a common ground. This happened with my friend Loncrow and more recently with some kids in my Latin class who play Dungeons and Dragons. The second way is that you meet someone who is friends with a friend you already have. That is what happened with me and Ruric.

That’s it, and happy Thanksgiving for anyone in Canada.

War? What War?

I don’t watch the news, but I occasionally hear about what’s going on around the world by chance, and one thing that has been bothering me is that I am not hearing anything about the war in Iraq. I asked my mom about this, because she is addicted to the news, and she said that she hasn’t heard anything either.
This is a bit of a problem. I’m against the war in Iraq, I’m against war in general, but the least that the American people could do is to talk about the pointless war that’s going on to supply the Galactic Empire with the vital Spice that must flow (That was an allusion to Frank Herbert’s Dune series, Spice is the miracle substance that the Empire runs on in the series. I mean oil). Didn’t they show Vietnam on CNN or something? Vietnam was about as pointless as Iraq, didn’t they pay more attention then this. I understand with all the hurricanes and everything the American people are a little distracted, but think of the Veterans, man. I’ll bet there a little pissed about the complete lack of coverage for the war. I am as sorry as I can be for the people who’s lives have been screwed up by the Hurricanes, but I still think that if your going to have a pointless war you should at least give the poor boys over there some more TV time so we can all see how pointless this is.

The Three-Day Weekend

Okay, this is what happened to me during my weekend.
To start with, it was (or is, I don’t know for sure) a three-day weekend, so I got Friday of. Because it was a three-day weekend, I invited by friend Loncrow over. I have talked about Loncrow in earlier posts. We played on his Playstation 2 and watched Chronicles of Riddick and Van Helsing. I have seen Van Helsing before, and I would say that it is a good movie. I loved Chronicles of Riddick, because it seemed like a good science fiction universe. He also showed me a new RPG called Achaea. It’s interesting but I’m having some difficulty getting the hang of it.

After Loncrow left I spent the rest of the day being more or less bored. I got a new book at the mall and pointed out some books to my mom that I liked. I also had some Pizza at some relatives house.
Today, I did something I haven’t done in awhile. I went to church. To tell you the truth it wasn’t that thrilling. For the most part I tried to make myself comftorble in the chairs. I don’t know if I will come back as often.

The Record Show and Debunking Qua..er, I Mean People Who Have Diffrent Opinions About The Construction of the Pyramids then myself. (still think their

...heave ho theory is crazy)

Whoa, I ran out of room for a title. Anyway, there is a lot to file in now.
First, I went to a record show with my dad. It was very good and I got five new CD’s, most of them at five dollars. The following is a list of what I got.

• 2112, by Rush
• Are You Experienced?, by the Jimi Hendrix Experience
• Breakfast in America, by Supertramp
• Janis Joplin's Greatest Hits
• The Joshua Tree, by U2

I also got the chance to appear briefly on radio. While I was looking thru one of the places to buy CD’s a guy walked up to me with a microphone and started asking me questions. I am a little proud to be on radio, even if no one knows who I was.

I have gotten two major projects so far that I like. First, in Communications Technology I get to make a Flash Cartoon. For those of you who don’t know what a Flash cartoon is, I now who you are, it is a cartoon made using a computer and put on the Internet. I’ll have two of my favourite Flash Cartoons at the bottom of this blog.

The other one is in history. I basically have to argue that the pyramids were built by or with the assistance of a technologically advanced source. I am a believer in the fact the Ancients were visited by aliens. I’m glad that I got this assignment, because I don’t want to go up against it because I think it makes much more sense.

Well, that’s what happening with me. Here are some Flash Cartoons for your enjoyment.

8 bit D&D

All Your Pie

What I've been reading

Alright, first of I would like to tell everybody about the books I’ve been reading. You can read these books to if you want, but you’ll have to get your own copies.
First, I have discovered a new writer. His name is Avram Davidson, and apparently a lot of famous writers in the science fiction genre like him. I’ve never heard of him, but the two short stories in the collection I found are great. I especially like "The Golem," in which a Jewish couple meet an android. What I liked about this story is that the couple didn’t take this android very seriously, while the android was going on about his creation and how he plans on destroying humanity, the couple is going on about their daily life. Eventually the husband rewires the android and sets him to work mowing the lawn. I really liked this story for it’s quirkiness. I recommend Avram Davidson, but I understand finding any of his work will be hard.

Second, I have finished the sequel to Dan Simmons’ masterpiece of science fiction, Hyperion. This book, Fall of Hyperion, tells the continuation of the seven pilgrim’s journey and the fall of the Hegemony of Man and TechnoCore. This book has everything a good science-fiction novel needs. It has vast interstellar war, political intrigue, detailed worlds, interesting characters, weird religions, the second coming of Christ, everything. I recommend this whole series, I’m on the next book already. I’m only sorry that most of the original pilgrims are dead, what with it being over two hundred years in the future, but from what I hear that won’t keep Martin Silenus down.
On a related note, I understand that they (the Hollywood people) are going to try making Hyperion into a movie. I’m a little nervous about this, because I don’t see Hyperion as a movie. I’m curious about it though, wondering about who they would cast as who. If I was in charge of it I would make it as a miniseries, but I’d get Jack Black to play Martin Silenus, the poet, not because I imagine Martin Silenus as looking like Jack Black, but because I can easily see Jack Black playing Martin Silenus. You would have to read the book. I think I’ll make this into a post. Who I would cast as the characters in Hyperion.

Thirdly, I am reading The Crystal Shard, by R.A. Salvatore. I believe I have said that I am a fan of Drizzt Do’Urden and this book is a Drizzt novel. I wouldn’t say that he’s the star in this one, but he is a major character. I like the book so far, the characters are a little lacking so far, but keep in mind this is R.A. Salvatore’s first novel.
Also, I went to the Library today and picked up some novels that I plan to be reading soon.

• Only You Can Save Mankind, by Terry Pratchett
• Endymion, by Dan Simmons
• Castle of Days, by Gene Wolfe

Grade 11 has lost all novelty value

Okay, I’m probably going to be criticized for this because I went on about how bored I was, but I’m really hating school right now.
So, I had to do math, and I absolutely hate math. I believe that I have said this. Math is my least favourite subject. I’m more of an arts person. I prefer a good book, drawing pictures of fanciful characters, learning about some ancient civilization and come up with vast interplanetary empires and strange aliens. Math is just sitting around in a hot room, doing pointless calculations that I will only forget latter.

Anyway, I have a whole wack of math homework to do and I hate it. The only good thing is that I will be done math in over three months and if I can wait long enough I can get out of there and never have to see another arithmetic series in my life.

In my sister's defense...

I'd like to respond to my last post by saying that my sister Dilila is not always mean to me. She can be very civil with me but she always finds me annoying in someway. She does have this whole vibe about her that gives out a little hostility, but she can be pretty alright at some times. I just don't like it when she grabs my hair.

I'm so Lonely and Sad

I’m not feeling my best today, My little sister Sprite had a bunch of her friends over today and yesterday and my sister Dililla had here friends come over. This makes me sad because I don’t have any freinds who can come over.
Whats more, Dililla is very mean to me. She’s always grabbing onto my hair and yelling at me, she makes me feel very emotionlly damaged and sad. She hurts my feelings a lot.
Thats how I feel.

A new blog (for RPG's)

Hey. I’m probably the only person here who has actually played a Role Playing game, but I’m making a new blog about RPG’s. Check it out.

www.writerrpj.blogspot.com

Brian Mulroney's New Book

Haven’t done a blog in awhile. I figured I’d talk about the Brian Mulroney book that came out.
For all you Yanks out there, Brian Mulroney was the Prime during the eighties and late nineties. He is not considered the greatest Prime Minister in Canadian history. He was a real suck up to Ronald Reagan and was on TV once. I can’t remember why he was so unpopular and all. But he came out with a book.

This book is basically Brian Mulroney yaking on about he was the best Prime Minister Canada ever hade and that Canadians should damn-well stop complaining. He also disses all kinds of people, including Trudeau, who is considered one of Canada’s greatest leaders. He also goes on to claim that tearing down the Berlin Wall was his idea.
This incessant rambling, which I guess I do but we aren’t talking about that, reminds me of this guy called Marat, and a book written by some certain German dictator.

Marat was this guy who ran a Newspaper during the French Revolution. As you probably know, the French revolution is famous for being incredibly bloody. Marat was behind all this in some way always saying that the people of France should kill more things and that the Guillotine was the greatest thing that happened to France and saying who should be killed. He was basically the McCarthy of the French Revolution. What make’s things even worse was that he was lifted to a sort of sainthood by the Revolutionaries. I consider this pretty sick, because he was a really perverted dude.

The other thing this reminds me of (in pointless rambling, not content) was Hitler’s Mein Kampf. I have never read this book, or plan on even coming into Physical Contact with a copy. In it Hitler explains that there is a Jewish conspiracy that randomly decided to get money out of Germany. This is crazy that I can see no way for the Jewish people, people with no homeland at that time, to decide to get money out of Germany. Also, why just Germany. That is why I believe that Mein Kampf is a stupid book.

Thinking about the amount of junk that people can come up with by looking at these three guys in just plain stupid nattering from Brian Mulroney, and the warmongering of Marat, and Hitler’s racist ideals. This whole blog thing is kind of scarey. Think about it, anyone can get a blog. That includes people like Marat and Hitler. There they can complain about things all they want. Thankfully, we live in an age were any idiot with an Internet connection can have a blog, so the risk level of this is probubly less then in the pre-Internet age. Still, it is a risk that we live in.
Wow. I just wrote an essay. Sweet.

After a long period of contemplating the infinite and handling a turbulent sea of emotions it helps to read some P.G. Wodehouse

I was really troubled emotionally. What with me being a teenager who asks really big questions and a berserker who gets control on my body for three seconds whenever I get frustrated, which can be once every three minutes. So after talking about this stuff with my dad, I decided to read a short story by P.G. Wodehouse.

P.G.Wodehouse is a famous British humourist who is famous for writing these funny little stories about the British upperclass. I haven’t read much of his work except for some short stories about this guy called Bertie Wooster who is basically this lazy good-for-nothing who is a sure sign of Britain’s decline as a world power. The only reason that he’s still alive is that he had the luck to be born in the upper-class. Wooster also has a valet named Jeeves who’s job is to take care of Wooster, sort of like an Educational Assistant. Jeeves is everything Wooster is not and balances out Wooster’s parasitic relationship on the British Empire. Jeeve’s main job is getting Bertie and his freinds out of all these situations that they find themselves in.
(I actually don’t care much for Bertie’s life-style, just to tell you)

I first discovered this Wodehouse guy while reading a novella in the Otherland series. One of the worlds in the Otherland Network is based on his work. Jeeves hade a small cameo in the novella, but he wasn’t that important in the grand scheme of the plot. I was curious about this simulation world so I looked up P.G. Wodehouse and found he had some works in my local library. I found the stories mildly entertaining and I would like to see where I could find a copy of a few of these stories.

Anyway, I recommend his work. End Article.

For Steph: More Questions and Answers

I understand that things have been going a little hard for Steph, what with college and such so I did some more Q&A's. This may be a continuing thing. If readers have any funny questions to ask me please send them to naousshiva@gmail.com. They must have the following criteria.

1. Must not offend someone’s race, religion, nationality, gender or sexual orientation
2. Must be silly

And now, QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS.

Q: Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?
A: Is this a D&D question? If so, I usually keep a few levels of bard because bard’s ROCK!!!!

Q: You can whistle and steam can whistle, so why do you sing in the shower?
A: Uh, I can’t whistle

Q: What's the most amount of sand you've ever had in your swimming trunks?
A: Who cares?

Q: Unlike a dog, how can a turtle ever be naked?
A: Wait, isn’t a turtle’s shell part of it’s body? I think it is. So therefore a turtle is naked and this question is invalid. And what in the nine levels of hell does a dog enter into this.

Q: You've just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?
A: Who in there right mind would give me a manufacturing plant. I’m a writer for God’s sake. I don’t know a bloody thing about plastics and don’t want one.

Q: You laughed so hard you can't catch your breath. Stick out your tongue and show us what's funny:
A: BUNNIES!!!!!! Wait, there on my tongue, oh gross. (spit)

Q: If your whole body were a hot air balloon, would you stop eating spicy food?
A: Hm. I don’t want to be a hot air balloon. It doesn’t sound very pleasant.

Q: What kind of tape is best for creating a sculpture?
A: Not the transparent kind. Duct tape and that yellow kind sounds good.

Q: If you drive on a parkway why don't they make the whole plane out of that?
A: (pause) Um (another, longer pause) Could you repeat the question?

Q: If you drive on a parkway why don't they make the whole plane out of that?
A: (pause) because it’s stupid.

Q: You've written a hit musical! How will you avoid having fame go to your head?
A: Why would it go to my head? Why would I write a musical? I don’t think that I could write a musical. It doesn’t strike me as something I could do. That would probably keep the fame out of my head.

Q: Aren't papier mache cuts the worst?
A: Oh yes, almost as bad as the Comfy Chair. (Monty Python reference)

Q:Compose the lyrics to a new national anthem that features an animal sound at least once:
A: Steph, remind me to do this as a separate post - Writer.

Questions and Answers

You know those stupid questions that the blog asks you, well I’m doing a post about that in which I get all these stupid questions and answer them right here.

Q: Why does the taste of pennies remind you of losing a tooth?
A: I've never eaten pennies

Q: You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?
A: When he/she/it has stopped talking, duh

Q: Radio wire is often used to make bird nests. What station do they listen to?
A: Depends on the species. Your average sparrow would listen to a mix station. Pigeons would listen to a more Urban theme. Robins would listen to Classic Rock. Parrots would listen to Talk Radio. Penguins would listen to smooth jazz and an Ostrich wouldn’t listen to radio. It would watch television.

Q: If there's no I in team, why is there meat?
A: To eat.

Q: The squish of mud between your toes; how would you live your life as a frog?
A: Use my own body as a power source to overthrow the human race.

Q: When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?
A: I never open my eyes under water.

Q: Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:
A: Ask the nearest dremer (K-PAXian) to do it for me

Q: What's the earliest you've gotten up to watch cartoons and what did you see?
A: Four in the morning. Women in bikinis. Gilligan’s Island. Chimpanzees reenacting major scenes from major movies.

Q: Why does the colour blue mean raspberry-flavored?
A: The colour blue doesn’t mean raspberry-flavored. The colour blue means truth, dignity and reliability.

Q:Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think that some fish might like a bicycle?
A: No (pause) No they wouldn’t

Q:If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?
A: Not be six

Q: If you drive on a parkway why don't they make the whole plane out of that?
A: Because it would fall out of the sky, that’s why

Q: Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they've grown up?
A: How do you know when your grown up?

Q: What did you dream when you ate a spider while sleeping?
A: That Lloth, the evil Drow goddess was dead. Stupid fictional Spider Queen.

Q: You've been entered in a shadow puppet contest. What's your best pose?
A: SHADOW PUPPETS. I can do a bunny. Hehehe, bunny. Oh, heres Mr. Bunny, oh look here’s Mr Ducky. Uhoh, Mr Ducky is really Mr Wolf and Mr Wolf is hungry, oh. Oh God. MR. BUNNY!!! WHY COULDN’T HAVE BEEN ME?!!! OH DEAR GOD!!! WHY?!!!!!!
(long pause)
hehe, bunnies.

Q: You're going to the moon! What did you forget to pack?
A: Bugspray. FOR THE GIANT KILLER ANTS THAT LIVE THERE!!!!

Q: You have to dig a hole to China. Where do you start?
A: Don’t have to. I have access to the underground caverns and the inhabitants give me full access to the tunnels because I helped them defeat the Third Reich forces down there.

First Day of Grade 11

Schools back in session
Time for our lesson
-Principal Skinner, The Simpsons
Yes Skinner, School is back in session. And I for one couldn’t be happier. I have a routine and for once in my life I actually care about a good percent of my classes.
So today I went to school at eight, and I had an hour and a half of time to kill. To kill time I read Sojourn, the third book in the Dark Elf Trilogy and went to the Library to pick up a book. Usually your not allowed to sign out a book, but I happen to be good friends with the librarians so they let me get it out.
This was followed by me going to an assembly. I didn’t pay that much attention to it to tell you the truth. After that I went to Latin, then Communications, then lunch, then Math, then Ancient History. That was basically my day up until now.

I'm not going to stand for it

I was checking this Day in Alternate History this morning as I always do and I saw a comment. Naturally I checked and it turned out to be for a porn site. I find this disgusting and I’m not going to stand for it on my blog.

That means YOU.

New Orleans and the Heinlein Prophecies

Awhile ago it really sunk into me. New Orleans is gone. It is no more, it lives on only in the hearts of those who lived there. That sort of thing. Well, after learning this I was stunned. An entire city has been whipped out by the forces of nature.

One of my family friend brought up that this reminded her of Sodom and Gamora, in the Bible. This has been a story that bothers me. The basic premiss was that there was a guy called Lot, who lived with his wife and two kids in and around the Sodom-Gamora area. Now Sodom and Gamora were really party towns that had broken every sin that the Jewish people have. So one day these two guys came over to Lot’s house and said they needed room, so Lot lets him in. So at some other point that day some guys from Sodom and Gamora came over because they heard that there were some hot young guys over at Lots house. This is the part that bothers me, He tells them "Oh, don’t do that to these complete strangers. Here, rape my two daughters." Well, after that it turns out that these two guys were angels sent from God, patted him on the back, told him to get out of Sodom and Gamora as fast as humanly possible, Sodom and Gamora are nuked and Lot’s wife Rebecca is turned into a pillar of salt.

Mind, I’m not into other guys they way the natives of Sodom and Gamora were. I wouldn’t want it forced upon me, but Lot didn’t even bother to ask his guests if they were gay. Then he let’s his sends his daughters, who are probably sacred out of their wits and remained totally screwed by this events are at the hands of a bunch of rapists. The Old Testament has some messed up stuff in it. By this I mean no insult to the Jewish religion, I read in a book that there is always something messed up in every human religion.

Anyway, My point is what if all those fundamentalists in America go in for all this. New Orleans was the "Big Easy," much like Sodom and Gamora were back in the day, and both were smitten down, seemingly by God. I’ve seen stuff that seriously make me doubt America continuing as a democracy, and start a religious theocracy.

It kind of reminds me of the Robert A. Heinlein Future History. See at some point the United States as we know it will fall. The scary thing is, Robert Heinlein’s predictions have turned out to be more or less true.

The Decline of the United States of America

You probably all know about New Orleans being flooded, and all the stories about rapes and looting and desperate people doing stupid things. Well this got me thinking about the current state of the American civilization. My theory is that it ain’t got long to live. I’d say a century, maybe two if it’s lucky. This is of course if the American government keeps democracy. If you Yanks adopt a dictatorship or monarchy or something, you can probably keep going for a few more centuries at the most. This will be followed by a period of separation between the rich and poor and then the games over. This is also thinking that this American Caesar isn’t taken out by the British or Chinese or somebody.

Don’t get me wrong or anything. I’m not claiming to be an expert on this kind of stuff (what I like to call nationology), this is just what I think. My Mom says that New Orleans going into anarchy isn’t going to make the White House go into flames or anything, but it is a sort sign about the state of the USA. This makes me a little worried, because I live in Canada and that I can’t see America going down without taking most of Canada with it. I figure I’m going to have to move of the continent. I guess that I can move to Europe or New Zealand or something. I could build a fall out shelter or something, but I don’t think that I’m that kind of personality.

Well, what else is there to say. I went to visit one of my aunts. We went to A&W and a local book store. I got the last book in the Dark Elf Trilogy and a Dungeons and Dragons accessory book about playing Wizards and Sorcerers. Sorcerers are more of my favourite between the two because they seem more playable to me. That’s pretty much my day. Still waiting for school.

So you know I'm still alive...

August is the worst. July I could handle because we hade stuff to do, but I need to get back to school and do stuff, such as complaining about school.
I was playing Age of Wonders. My fingers are all stiff and my finger is aching because I have to drag my finger a little square. Then my sister just came in and asked if she could go on the Internet. I said no because I think that she was being rude.
My cousins are at my house. The ones that were in the Aladdin play that I told you guys about. I also went to the Tim Horton’s with the Pastor at my church. He’s an okay guy and is starting a new church in a nearby city. I don’t know why I called it my church, since I don’t actually go there anymore.
That is all. I’m still alive.