You know those stupid questions that the blog asks you, well I’m doing a post about that in which I get all these stupid questions and answer them right here. Q: Why does the taste of pennies remind you of losing a tooth?
A: I've never eaten pennies Q: You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?
A: When he/she/it has stopped talking, duh Q: Radio wire is often used to make bird nests. What station do they listen to?
A: Depends on the species. Your average sparrow would listen to a mix station. Pigeons would listen to a more Urban theme. Robins would listen to Classic Rock. Parrots would listen to Talk Radio. Penguins would listen to smooth jazz and an Ostrich wouldn’t listen to radio. It would watch television. Q: If there's no I in team, why is there meat?
A: To eat. Q: The squish of mud between your toes; how would you live your life as a frog?
A: Use my own body as a power source to overthrow the human race. Q: When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?
A: I never open my eyes under water. Q: Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:
A: Ask the nearest dremer (K-PAXian) to do it for me Q: What's the earliest you've gotten up to watch cartoons and what did you see?
A: Four in the morning. Women in bikinis. Gilligan’s Island. Chimpanzees reenacting major scenes from major movies. Q: Why does the colour blue mean raspberry-flavored?
A: The colour blue doesn’t mean raspberry-flavored. The colour blue means truth, dignity and reliability. Q:Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think that some fish might like a bicycle?
A: No (pause) No they wouldn’t Q:If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?
A: Not be six Q: If you drive on a parkway why don't they make the whole plane out of that?
A: Because it would fall out of the sky, that’s why Q: Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they've grown up?
A: How do you know when your grown up? Q: What did you dream when you ate a spider while sleeping?
A: That Lloth, the evil Drow goddess was dead. Stupid fictional Spider Queen. Q: You've been entered in a shadow puppet contest. What's your best pose?
A: SHADOW PUPPETS. I can do a bunny. Hehehe, bunny. Oh, heres Mr. Bunny, oh look here’s Mr Ducky. Uhoh, Mr Ducky is really Mr Wolf and Mr Wolf is hungry, oh. Oh God. MR. BUNNY!!! WHY COULDN’T HAVE BEEN ME?!!! OH DEAR GOD!!! WHY?!!!!!!
(long pause)
hehe, bunnies. Q: You're going to the moon! What did you forget to pack?
A: Bugspray. FOR THE GIANT KILLER ANTS THAT LIVE THERE!!!! Q: You have to dig a hole to China. Where do you start?
A: Don’t have to. I have access to the underground caverns and the inhabitants give me full access to the tunnels because I helped them defeat the Third Reich forces down there.
A: I've never eaten pennies Q: You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?
A: When he/she/it has stopped talking, duh Q: Radio wire is often used to make bird nests. What station do they listen to?
A: Depends on the species. Your average sparrow would listen to a mix station. Pigeons would listen to a more Urban theme. Robins would listen to Classic Rock. Parrots would listen to Talk Radio. Penguins would listen to smooth jazz and an Ostrich wouldn’t listen to radio. It would watch television. Q: If there's no I in team, why is there meat?
A: To eat. Q: The squish of mud between your toes; how would you live your life as a frog?
A: Use my own body as a power source to overthrow the human race. Q: When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?
A: I never open my eyes under water. Q: Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:
A: Ask the nearest dremer (K-PAXian) to do it for me Q: What's the earliest you've gotten up to watch cartoons and what did you see?
A: Four in the morning. Women in bikinis. Gilligan’s Island. Chimpanzees reenacting major scenes from major movies. Q: Why does the colour blue mean raspberry-flavored?
A: The colour blue doesn’t mean raspberry-flavored. The colour blue means truth, dignity and reliability. Q:Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think that some fish might like a bicycle?
A: No (pause) No they wouldn’t Q:If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?
A: Not be six Q: If you drive on a parkway why don't they make the whole plane out of that?
A: Because it would fall out of the sky, that’s why Q: Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they've grown up?
A: How do you know when your grown up? Q: What did you dream when you ate a spider while sleeping?
A: That Lloth, the evil Drow goddess was dead. Stupid fictional Spider Queen. Q: You've been entered in a shadow puppet contest. What's your best pose?
A: SHADOW PUPPETS. I can do a bunny. Hehehe, bunny. Oh, heres Mr. Bunny, oh look here’s Mr Ducky. Uhoh, Mr Ducky is really Mr Wolf and Mr Wolf is hungry, oh. Oh God. MR. BUNNY!!! WHY COULDN’T HAVE BEEN ME?!!! OH DEAR GOD!!! WHY?!!!!!!
(long pause)
hehe, bunnies. Q: You're going to the moon! What did you forget to pack?
A: Bugspray. FOR THE GIANT KILLER ANTS THAT LIVE THERE!!!! Q: You have to dig a hole to China. Where do you start?
A: Don’t have to. I have access to the underground caverns and the inhabitants give me full access to the tunnels because I helped them defeat the Third Reich forces down there.
5 comments:
HAHAHA!! I can't stop laughing!!!
Especially the bird thing, the shadow puppets thing, and the fish with bicycles thing...
Still can't quit laughing...
thank you
I randomly generated the questions on taht stupid question thing they have in the About Me section. The answers are all mine.
I figured as much, about the answers being yours, and I recognized some of the questions.
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