The Bloody Hamster Dance, Napolean Dynamite shirts and a Test I did

I went to see my cousin’s play yesterday. It was really two plays and he was only in the last one, but they were pretty good plays.
The first, Percival the Preforming Pig was about a pig that can sing Opera. It was a funny play, because they didn’t have any scenery and they had to get people to be the scenery. Also, they had a several scene’s with a song that was later identified as "The Hamster Dance," . My response to this is "Hamster Dance. It was the bloody Hamster Dance," . Up until this point, I had never heard the Hamster Dance. I think it was one of the stupidest things I have ever heard.
The second play was called "How To Eat Like A Child," and had many useful advice on how to be a child. The how to beg for a dog scene was okay, but I liked the how to torture your sister bit. This one was the one with my cousin, and he did a lot of prank phone calls. In one of them, he asked KFC, how big their breasts are. As a joke, we gave him KFC breasts.Did you know that they are making Napoleon Dynamite shirts. Here is a list of the logos.

• Vote For Pedro
• Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!
• Rex Kwon Do. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.
• ‘82. Back in 82, I could through a pigskin a quarter mile
• Alaskan Wolverine Hunting. A fricken’ 12 gauge what do you think?
• I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ‘cause you think your fat? Cause’ you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
• Don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day.
• I caught you a delicious bass.
• Who’s the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government!?
• Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I’d take state
• You wanna play me?
• Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. Nunchuck skills, Bowhunting skills, Computer hacking skills.
  

I dare anyone to say who said these lines and in what event.

To conclude, I did a test at www.icpac.indiana.edu/surveys.cgi It gave me a list of things that would be a good career choice for me. This is the list.

• Actor
• Advertising Manager
• Announcer
• Architect
• Art Director
• Camera Operator
• Cartoonist and Animator
• Choreographer
• Composer and Music Arranger
• Costume and Wardrobe Specialist
• Dancer
• Editor
• Fashion Designer
• Film and Video Editor
• Fine Artist
• Floral Designer
• Graphic Designer
• Interpreter and Translator
• Landscape Architect
• Librarian
• Merchandise Displayer
• Model
• Museum Technician and Conservator
• Musician and Music Directors
• News Reporter
• Photographer
• Producer and Director
• Professional Makeup Artist
• Set and Exhibit Designer
• Singer
• Sketch Artist
• Technical Writer
• Writer