You May Be An Aspie If ... (Inspired by Jeff Foxworthy)

WARNING: These jokes are only funny if you are familiar with people with Asperger's Syndrome.

• You ever went to a Star Trek Convention to look for girls.
• You are fluent in Klingon and Elvish, but you don’t know the appropriate way to order in a restaurant
• Every time the kids played "Cops and Robbers," you were the Alien Ambassador
• If your classic book report assignment is rejected because the school board doesn't accept the works of Stan Lee
• If you check someone's mouth because they said "It's on the tip of my tongue,"
• If you find most or all of these things funny
• Other boys have pictures of Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton in their lockers (scantly or not dressed), while you have a picture of B'Elanna Torres, from Star Trek: Voyager (fully dressed)
• You ever cheered for the aliens in the movies
• Your picture from the 1st Grade is called "Madonna and Child,"
• If you think a Hot Date is an overcooked piece of dried fruit