Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Smells Like Horde Spirit (parody of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana)

Call your tribe and their friends
It’s time to kick Roman rear-ends
What do we want, we want it all
They’ll be sorry for invading Gaul

The Gauls, The Gauls, The Gauls, hey ya’ll
The Gauls, The Gauls, The Gauls, hey ya’ll
The Gauls, The Gauls, The Gauls, hey ya’ll
The Gauls, The Gauls, The Gauls...

We’re not guys from Dungeons and Dragons
We’re the real thing, we’re Barbarians
We’re a bunch of smelly, Northern Pagans
Here we are now ,we’re Barbarians
Yay,......yay

Were going of to ransack Rome
because there’s nothing to do at home
Why do we take stuff away in sacs
will I’ve got this really big battle-axe

The Gauls, The Gauls, The Gauls, hey ya’ll
The Gauls, The Gauls, The Gauls, hey ya’ll
The Gauls, The Gauls, The Gauls, hey ya’ll
The Gauls, The Gauls, The Gauls...

During bad weather, we see Druids
They check the chicken’s body fluids
Don’t mess with us, cause we’re Dangerous
Here we are know, entertain us
Yay,....yay

No written language, or Alphabet
And yes, most of us are illiterate
Because of this it’s hard to rhyme
and..um, whatever, never mind

The Gauls, The Gauls, The Gauls, hey ya’ll
The Gauls, The Gauls, The Gauls, hey ya’ll
The Gauls, The Gauls, The Gauls, hey ya’ll
The Gauls, The Gauls, The Gauls...

So we got Rome, for our legroom
But who’ll fill in the power vacuum?
We don’t care so it don’t matter
The Byzantine’s rule now? Ah bugger.

Boadicea, and Attila, and Alaric
Vercingetorix

We’re Barbarians
We’re Barbarians
We’re Barbarians
We’re Barbarians
We’re Barbarians
We’re Barbarians
We’re Barbarians
We’re Barbarians
We’re Barbariaaaaaaaaaaaaaans

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