Wednesday, April 27, 2005

The World According To Ralph: Our Good Friend, The Charlie Chaplin Alien

Awhile back, we found this peculiar individual who looked exactly like Charlie Chaplin in those old movies. We were all very curious, but he seemed harmless so we let him stay with Naous and Djidjo. Since he looks like Charlie Chaplin, we have called him Charlie.
Charlie seems to be the little tramp of early human films. He has this endearing, plucky personality that you just have got to admire. The strange thing is that he can’t talk. He moves his mouth and seems to understand what we are saying, but he is unable to respond verbally.
So far, Charlie’s origins remain a mystery. Since he cannot communicate with us, he is unable to tell us anything of his origins. We have worked out two theories, and the following list is what we believe it could be...
  • He’s a member of an advanced alien race. It is possible that he is some sort of being that could be an alien who has come to Earth and used the form of Charlie Chaplin as a disguise because of a cock-up in the alien research department of his species. However, if this is the case, then he should have adjusted to the environment and he has not, unless he couldn’t. This one is just too confusing.
  • He’s the real Little Tramp. This may seem crazy to most people, but from my experience it is not that farfetched. It is possible he has been summoned out of his dimension, or has found a way to leave voluntarily. This seems the most likely answer so far.

To add to things, it appears that Charlie was chased by a police man with a nightstick, similar to the one that would chase Charlie Chaplin. We don’t know what that means, besides that Charlie is on the run, or that there is a dimensional rift.

Anyways, thank you for reading. This is Ralph, signing off.

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