Dead Squirrel

There's a dead squirrel in front of my house. From the forensic evidence around it I'd say a tree branch broke from under it and it feel. I can feel it's spirit hanging on to me. My skin feels all contracted and hugging to my bones. It must have been pretty scarred when it feel. And nobody's taking it away. I'm to afraid to touch it and Delila won't even take me seriously. She dosn't see how it matters. Why is she like that? What are we going to do with the body?
I just needed to get that out.

I Am Such An Arrogant Bastard!

I just looked over some recent posts and I just discovered how arrogant I come off as. When it comes right down to it, I am not Mankind's Last Hope. I would not be in that kind of movie. Instead I'd probubly be in a parody of such a situation and I'd be played by Bill Murrey or somebody. Do I really sound that arrogant?

Also, grad photos are tomorrow. I thought I would be dressed like a member of the cast of Resevoir Dogs, but I'm not. Mom got me a pretty snazy white shirt though. Hope to post grad photos on blog at some point.

What Lebowski Character are you?

According to the http://www.alansmind.com/lebowskiquiz.php">"Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz:

Why'>http://www.alansmind.com/lebowskiquiz.php">Why don't you check it out? Or we cut off your Johnson!

I actually think I'm most like Donny, because I never really get what's going on in conversation. If you see Donny in the movie, I'm usually the one who has the least knowledge of what is going on.

I'm an Urban Achiever!

Recently I put a link up to the Lebowski Podcast. For those of you who haven't looked at it yet it's under cool stuff. It's basically a pod cast a bunch of people do about the Big Lebowski. Anyway, the folks at the Lebowski podcast said they'd appreciate it if their listeners to link to their website so more people will know about it, so I did it. And then I got this.

Aspie Diaries -I noticed you've linked to us from your blog. Thanks for
helping us get the word out. I've added you to our list of friends on the
web site. You can find it here - http://lebowskipodcast.com/index.php/Links/Lebowski-Podcast-Friends/
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The Dude Abides
Chalupa

So know the Lebowski Podcast people are linked to me. I thanked them and so know other Lebowski fans can come to my blog, even though I don't talk about the Big Lebowski that much.

Project Strangelove, or how I'm the only one who seems to be worrying about the freaking apocalypse

Yeah, so as many of my current readers should know I have a thing about the end of time, which is scheduled December 23, 2012 according to the Mayan Calendar. It also corresponds to the prophecys of Mother Shipton, Merlin (who was actually two or three crazy Welsh guys who lived in the woods), the Hopi and Net-Bot, the internet prophet. I learned all this from a program I saw last night and it scarred the shit out of me.

So I've come up with an idea, but I'll need money and people. I'm going to have to find an old shelter in a place that will be safe when the poles reverse, get a bunch of people who will have the skills to survive in the post-pole reversed world and put us all in an underground shelter where we can wait out whatever happens, hence the title Project Strangelove.

And know what I really think about this. I really don't like the fact that we could be facing Armageddon in the next five to four years. I'm not ready for that. I want to live a long life and have fifty novels under my belt and die in my 80's. I don't want to die and I don't know exactly how I'm going to avoid this. The worst part is my parents arn't that supportive. They aren't giving me anything I can actually use. All they say to me is that it's not going to happen when the odviously can't prove it. So basically I'm just confused about life and the apocalypse I suppose.

Well, I don't have anything else. Be seeing you, I hope.

The Dude Abides

I've been liseaning to the Lebowski Podcast for awhile now and I've been having a strong desire to see the Big Lebowski, but I've decided to hold it in until Loncrow comes over so he can see it too. He's never seen it so I figure I should show it to him. In the mean time here's some Lebowski related youtube videos.

For those of you who don't know, The Big Lebowski is the story of The Dude, an ex-hippie who generally just smokes pot, drinks Caucasians and bowls with his pals Walter Sobcheck and Donny. One day, the Dude is apprehended by a bunch of goons who think he's a millionare. They destroy his rug and The Dude is forced into a world of under-handed dealings, sneaky porn-producers, nihilists, feminist artists and all kinds of other werid characters. Such as this guy...

Sorry, I couldn't resist. And here's one more treat for you guys.

Am I Mankind's Only Hope Or Am I Crazy?

Well, I got an Ipod for Christmas and it's pretty cool. I got 519 songs approxematly on it at the moment, and I'll have at least twenty more unless I can find a decent CD. Most of the stuff is pretty recent, but most of it's pretty mainstream which sucks. So I'm probubly just going to see if I can't track down the soundtracks to Quentin Tarantino movies because you know he's always got good music. I've got the soundtrack to Kill Bill Vol II up at the moment, which looks promising. What I'd really like is a soundtrack to the Big Lebowski, but I don't know if that's going to happen.

Wow, okay I did a bunch of stuff and now I am apparently downloading the Lebowski pod cast, being a podcast all about the Big Lebowski. It's free which is great and very "dude" of them.

Okay, so I was reading Mondo Primo's blog, about how Norman Mailer is dead and how he was a really great guy and how things are really screwed up and I was wondering if I could do something about this. Most people say I shouldn't worry about it, but If I don't worry about it then how am I supposed to worry about it. The problem is should I even be worried that people are becoming less social. I'm autistic, god damn it, if this keeps up then my people will be your suppreme overlords and then you NTs are going to have to follow our irrational rules. But that dosn't mean I don't want to socialize, I just think it would be nice if things where more authentic. Ah, I don't even now what I'm talking about. Forget it.

I'd like to say hi to Shelia, and thanks for coming back. We really missed you. I sent you an e-card but I don't think you got it. Be seeing you.

On this the Eve of my Birthday

My birthday is tomorrow and I havn't been to school today. That's right I skipped. I'm ca-razy, man Crazy! I got up at 10 and hung out here for most of the day until I went over to the Giant Squid, where I picked up some movies to watch on the weekend. Probubly can't watch any today because I have family coming over for my birthday.

I've been thinking of Mythania, which I can't call Mythania any more because someone else got to it before I could. I've been worrying alot about cultural diversity in Mythania, which shouldn't be a problem as Mythania is a very culturally diverse place, at least in concept. The problem is I don't want one species to just have one monolithic culture. But since there are so many species in Mythania there is a good chance that they will band together and have cultural similarities. Then we have counrties like Qeo-Zhau which has various species joined together into one nation. (Probubly only three or four, with one species that runs the political, religious, military and economic aspects, and two or three used as slave labour or something. Apparently Halo has a civilization like this, but I'd like to make it as different as possible). Hm, maybe I'll just have the Qeo-Lo and the Daulq-Lo and have some tribal people who don't have fialty to the Empire of Qeo-Zhau. Possibly another reptilian race.

Right, basically what I was thinking was making some sort of evolution chart for Mythania's sentient races. Basically I have three groups at the moment, Descended from Humans, Descended from Reptilians and everyone else. Everyone else will probubly be seperated into different groups (Pancheyan Humanoid, Hub Continent Humanoid). Descended from Humans, or Human-Blooded, can be found anywhere and include the Aedonite, the Qeo-Lo and the High Council of the Abominations. The Reptilian-Blooded are more or less in a ring around the Hub Continent and so far consist of the Traidon and the Daulq-Lo. I've already worked out the Pancheyan Humanoids and Hub Continet Humanoids. Pancheyan Humanoids are from Pancheya and can be distinguished from other Humanoids by there fur and hard head. Pancheyan Humanoids include the Draan, the Cronullaban and the Burit. Hub Continent Humanoids are generally slim, have a third eye in the middle of there forehead and are all magically sensitive to magical forces as they are at the central point of the multiverse. These include the Dveukti. Oh, and the tawaze have a group all to themselves.

Okay, that's all I've got. Be seeing you.

Three more days till my birthday

So on the 9th I'm having relatives come over. Which lead to a somewhat humourous conversation with my little cousin, who shall remain nameless to protect his identity. Family will recognize him. So, Mom's on the phone explaining to him that he and his family can come over for supper on Friday and that there will be cake. My cousin then asks if it can be vanilla cake as he dosn't fancy chocolate cake. Since it's my birthday however, I choose what kind of cake it is, more or less but it's going to be chocolate. Then he asked if the cake can have Diego on it. I said that no he couldn't. This was alot funnier when it happened.

Hm, I was going to post more but now I lost interest. Bye.

Six more days till my birthday

I have made a great discovery today. I know now what being embarrassed is like. Embarrassing is when your mother takes you underwear shopping. Now I know what my sister Delila feels every time I'm with her. After my dad explained this to me I commented on the heads on sticks, since I thought that was cool.

I'm starting to wonder if my inability to understand embarrassment will be a hindrance when I start dating. What am I saying, it probably will and I'm not just saying that because my dad is looking over my shoulder while I write this. (Hi Dad!). Hm, that may be what clinks it. Maybe my romantic delusions will be of some help after all. Huzzah.

And I'm writing this because I was watching Fight Club, which puts me in a Loncrow state of mind I guess and not the kind where I get exhausted after he comes over. I guess Tyler Durden(Brad Pitt's character) is just the kind of guy I see Loncrow as turning into at some point, or someone like Tyler. I'm not sure how Loncrow would take that.

I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever see Loncrow again. I don't have his contact and I haven't chatted with him on MSN for quite awhile. Maybe I could e-mail him or something, see if he can come over. I hope he hasn't lost my copy of Invisibles, Vol 2.

Okay, my birthday is on the 10th, and I need to get my list done so my folks have an idea of what to get me. So here it is people, Writer's birthday list.

• Oriental Adventures, 3.5 version preferably.
• Move Under Ground, by Nick Mamatas
• The First Third, by Neal Cassady
• Neal Cassady: Collected Letters 1944-1967, by Neal Cassady
• A new Ipod with a higher song storage. My current Mp3 holds up to 300 songs
• Donnie Darko, director's cut
• Any of Neil Gaiman's Sandman books, except for Books 1 (Preludes and Nocturnes),3 (Dream Country) and 6 (Fables and Reflections) as I've already read those. Book Two would be preferable

And that's all I can think up. That's all. Thanks for reading. Be seeing you.