You may be an aspie if? the complete one-liners inspired by Jeff Foxworthy

• You ever went to a Star Trek Convention to look for girls.
  
• You are fluent in Klingon and Elvish, but you don’t know the appropriate way to order in a restaurant
  
• Every time the kids played "Cops and Robbers," you were the Alien Ambassador
  
• If your classic book report assignment is rejected because the school board doesn't accept the works of Stan Lee
  
• If you check someone's mouth because they said "It's on the tip of my tongue,"
  
• If you find most or all of these things funny
  
• Other boys have pictures of Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton in their lockers (scantly or not dressed), while you have a picture of B'Elanna Torres, from Star Trek: Voyager (fully dressed) . Personally, I had a thing for Zhaan in Farscape.
  
• You ever cheered for the aliens in the movies
  
• Your picture from the 1st Grade is called "Madonna and Child," and depicts a good knowledge of human anatomy.
  
• If you think a Hot Date is an overcooked piece of dried fruit
  
• If you’re a teenager who can go for weeks without thinking about sex or sex-related activities voluntarily and you don’t think incredible, you may be an Aspie.
  
• You can name all the Emperors of Rome in order, off the top of your head, and you work in computer design.
  
• If you ever have made a shrine to Mr. Spock
  
• You have every episode of Doctor Who on tape
  
• You quit your job at the Bureaucracy because they are to chaotic and unorganized
  
• You know what the name of the Telerite ambassador on the Star Trek episode "Journey to Babel," but you don’t know the name of the girl who has been in every one of your classes since kindergarten.
  
• Your teacher says that you have to study a nation, and you can’t decide whether choose Waterdeep and Halruaa from the Forgotten Realms campaign setting in Dungeons and Dragons.